The Federal Republic of Frontier Kansas is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Doge with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.461 billion Kansans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wichita. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.3%.

The all-consuming Kansan economy, worth 136 trillion Bushels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,346 Bushels, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 283,857 per year while the poor average 23,839, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.

Politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, and photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in President Doge's bedroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frontier Kansas's national animal is the American Bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheran Church of Frontier Kansas.

Frontier Kansas is ranked 62,836^th in the world and 119^th in The League for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 489.47 on the Clooney Contribution Index.